Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
Hello, I am an independent, intelligent, fun loving girl who likes to enjoy life. I have a good career but like to have fun when I have time off. Looking for someone with a good sense of humour, who likes to have a laugh. Iam married but it's a passionless one - so i am looking for a special person to enjoy some NSA time with but on a regular...
I'm here to make new friends with benefits, I've been divorced for over 4 years and decide to bring some fun back into my life, what i'm looking for is to meet a gentleman that knows how to treat a lady, its willing to pick me up, can accommodate as I cant and drops me after as I don't drive.
I only meet men local to me no more or...
Hi there, ***Boys please read carefully***
I am in a happy relationship and not looking for any replacement NSA fun only. Hubby know and happy for me to play with who ever I want as we have a very open relationship as long as no one get emotionally attached and I am safe.
Looking for someone happy to be involve in mmf threesom every now and then (but not a...
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium muscular built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Help! I want a tall (im 5'10) sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x Oh! And someone who is just 'nice' would be great as well x And I forgot....also easy going, uncomplicated and someone that can make me happy......that's all xx lol x
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
Hi...... Very large married lady here, Grey with Glasses. Likes to laugh and get on with who I'm with. Enjoys the company of a man even if there's nothing more to it. Please don't send automated messages because I wont reply. Oh and have just been told I should add to my profile that I won't meet smokers. I don't have time to search on here so please don't ask...
I would describe myself as a BBWs, as I am on the larger side. If you dont like large woman, then I guess Im not for you. I am a fun loving lady, who loves to travel and to explore anything new. Also enjoy nice meals (going out or home-made), the cinema or the theater, a nice walk/picnic in the woods or on the beach. Really Love to salsa can...
I am a bi female looking for fun, so if ur
1 a bi female looking for a night in
OR
2 u are a guy with a 10"+ cock n u think u can perform well please call
PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME UNLESS U HAVE A 12" PLUS COCK N U CAN PROVE IT BY WAY OFF A PHOTO
Or
UR A BI FEMALE LOOKING 4 FUN
Thanks
All...
Blonde petite wife, pretty, 32dd enjoys fun and games, love showing myself off and getting in front of my husband's camera. Initially I am seeking nice, genuine, easygoing people who would enjoy joining me in front of the camera for some fun poses to see how it goes. Everything will be private and confidential, for fun only!
Ok a little about me... well i'm a 31 year old female looking for a bit of fun on the side! Only seeking no strings attached. I have not got a picture on display due to personal reasons but i'm not hideously ugly and will provide a picture if i feel interested enough in you ;-)
I'm looking for a friend as well as a lover, someone i can just...
Looking for a guy under 35 so if your older dont expect a response...sorry
Good luck everyone, I'm overweight, good fun, great personality, honest, looking for someone who has no hook ups about me being overweight. Not looking for assholes for one off sex. !
I deserve better!
im looking to meet older men.
So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
looking for an older man 40+ for sexy times ;) Im not however; into being licked..im not an ice cream, and really hate my pussy being licked or sucked.
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...